A Soft Butch with a Subaru

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

Hello, I need some help again this month. I'm short $200 for medical and essential expenses, and any support would mean so much to me. Thank you so much. I truly appreciate it more than you know.

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

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i would actually argue that if u are strong of will and pure of heart then scratching ur fresh tattoo will have no consequences for u whatsoever.

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi