I like oreos and pussy (30)

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

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amaury guichon shouldn't paint his chocolate sculptures. he should leave them bare to showcase the material #brutalism

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

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no worse feeling than going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSS!!!!!

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS