okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship
the whiplash of these notes
Reading the notes like
I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this
ojovivo
will byers stan first human second

Discoholic šŖ©

ā
Claire Keane

titsay
Aqua Utopiaļ½ęµ·ć®åŗć§čØę¶ćē“”ć
Cosmic Funnies

Origami Around
Game of Thrones Daily

oozey mess

izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space šø

shark vs the universe

Andulka

JBB: An Artblog!
trying on a metaphor

Janaina Medeiros
d e v o n

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Spain

seen from Germany

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Japan

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Norway

seen from Puerto Rico

seen from Netherlands

seen from Australia
@helpilostmygender
okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship
the whiplash of these notes
Reading the notes like
I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
dinosaur discourse
I am going to spoil the joke under the cut, but in service of giving some additional context that makes it even funnier:
If you're having trouble telling what the difference is between the two dinos, the joke is that there is virtually no difference, save for a feature we have no actual physical evidence for (unless there's been a big update I missed, we don't have any conclusive evidence of what large therapods were colored like).
This does not stop every paleoart subreddit or twitter/bsky artist following from being full of the most utterly miserable bickering pedants having wildly disproportionate reactions to minor and purely theoretical... I can't even call them arguments. Just different ideas.
Meanwhile, the paleoartists I know from my master's program- the people who are doing the illustrations for real museums like the smithsonian and university teaching materials- are out there having fun and going "How much can I make this Tyrannosaur look like a flamingo? It's not like there's anything to suggest they were NOT bright pink :)"
Hey Gallus, as an Actual paleoartist, what do you think of this?
So my master's is in Botanical Illustration, not Paleontological Illustration, but I did Email this to my profs that would make redditors explode and they offered the following notes:
Overall: The vibes are immaculate, but Probably Not
We have some fossil evidence to suggest juvenile Rexes were downy, but adults were almost certainly not
Especially not like this, because sparrows are floofy because they're little animals that live in temperate climates with cold winters, and T-Rex was a Very Large Animal living in tropical climates. It did not need the insulation.
That's a pose a T-rex could strike but not it's natural habit. The artist has also fudged the proportions a bit, in a very plausible way so always double-check your measurements and reference sources to make sure you're not making stuff up
T-rex would have had no need for flight feathers like depicted on the wings and tail, and it comes from earlier in the evolutionary tree than flighted dinosaurs so it wouldn't have them vestigially either
HOWEVER:
It's extremely valid and compelling to consider how feathering might have radically changed the silhouettes, especially in terms of camouflage and insulation for some of the smaller and midsize dinosaurs
Patterning and cryptic camouflage are also very valid interpretations, even on a giant non-aquatic predator, because a ton of animals are paler on the underside
The little bright cheek puffs are something that might have shown up as skin pigmentation, esp given that Rexes had extremely good vision and probably fairly sociable so communicative coloration would be a very valid and reasonable choice
They think its very cute and funny and they're all emailing this image to each other and printing it to put it on office doors
I'd like to address these tags by @eclipseyeger real fast:
YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED A MASTERS DEGREE TO BE A SCIENTIFIC ILLUSTRATOR!!
I don't actually have one! What I have is a master's certification of botanical illustration from the Denver Botanic Garden's Illustration Program. It's not an accredited degree, but it is just as if not more respected as a master's degree from a university. And a hell of a lot cheaper! I just call it a master's because it gets the concept across and is shorter to type.
And I don't technically need that! Anyone can take on an art commission for scientific purposes! Anyone can join any of the illustration guilds regardless of education! There are people with no formal art training making a living at this because all you actually need is a strong portfolio and the ability to network.
To that end, I recommend at least some formal art training and classes in how to draw with the kind of accuracy educational institutions are expecting, to build the skills necessary and to meet fellow illustrators, because 90% of the commissions you get come from your fellow sci ill people recommending you to a client because they're booked.
But yeah, you can just jump right in! Email the paleontology department of a university with your portfolio! Hand out business cards to grad students looking to spruce up a paper! Join an Illustration guild! There is no gatekeeping here, we are actively trying to herd new people in!!
alysa liu stateside but make it retro āļøāØ she's so magical girl coded š
prints available in our st0re!
(this is not ai!!! š„ŗ)
All foreign films/shows should have two subtitle options. A localized one that better serves the original intent of the story and dialogue and a more literal one that awkwardly translates phrases in a preserved state, specifically for perverts who want to learn the language (me)
Ideally subtitles would take up about a third of the entire screen, consisting of the written dialogue in the original language, a literal translation in English, and a localized translation. "That sounds terrible and inconvenient" NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. SOME THINGS CAN BE 4 ME

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Quite the catch, huh Apollo?
Drew this a little while ago while playing with some brushes. I need these two to either get out of my head or start paying rent.
I need to stop washing knives.
..........Reflecting on the number of times I've cut my hands while washing knives in the last four months and on how fucking terrible my depth perception is, perhaps I need new glasses.
(bandaid level cut, not bad just annoying, much less bad than the cut on my other hand from washing a knife on Saturday)
Instagram Reel
Okay this rules. If you don't want to click through:
Good knives need to be hand-washed, which is why a lot of people cut themselves badly when washing knives - you're combining slippery and sharp, which is not good.
If you have a sink with a flat side, hold the knife flat against the side of the sink and scrub the flat of the blade with a sponge or a brush, then flip, hold it flat against the side of the sink and scrub the other side of the knife; this allows you to clean the blade while the edge is safely contained by holding it against the side of the sink so that your hand can't slip and get sliced.
had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header āthe forcefeminization of victor frankensteinā
what the people want, the people get
you see
my professorās take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.
evidence as explained:
victor is creating life. he is putting his health at risk (spends two years with little sleep or socialization) to bring life forth into this world
his illness after he is shocked by the creature coming to life is akin to both āhysteriaā and postpartum depression
he pretty much swoons, letās be honest
henry clerval, a man who has been characterized as manly and heroic, has to chase after damsel-in-distress victor and care for him as he convalescesĀ
afterward, he hides what he did and went through, for fear that others will label him crazy and emotional and not believe him. sound familiar?
Victor in general is more emotional than the other characters and is constantly tempering his reactions to not be seen as irrationalĀ
the book does not otherwise have central female charactersĀ
Also, Shelleyās mother died in childbirth. Itās interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.
in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by MaryĀ Ā Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literatureĀ
I was not expecting that last line.
THIS IS THE KIND OF ESSAY WE NEED MORE OF
Some Irises I drew to both play with some brushes and get the feel of my new iPad and pencil
I think Iām least happy with the last one, Iāll keep settling in and figuring out which brushes I like

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Happy 2026āØļø ..or at least somewhat happier ?
so thereās this trans wizard and no one can remember the wizards pronouns and weāre all to scared to ask cuz the wizard has a pretty short temper and the wizard might curse us or penis blast us if we ask the wizard for the wizards pronouns or mess up the wizards pronouns so we all just call the wizard āthe wizardā in place of pronouns
#the wizardās pronouns are the wizard and the wizard doesnāt even notice that everyone doesnāt know the wizardās pronouns
My first HeroAca fanart in a hot minute and itās these goobers
Anyway if you have an OT3 this is your sign to put them in a Singinā in the Rain AU
You there, tumblrina, what day is it?
Then I havenāt missed it!
Oh my samezukaš«©

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I MADE IT IN UNDER THE WIRE, ITāS STILL THE 20TH WHERE I LIVE!!!
Today marks one year since @idkwatthehec and I published the first chapter of our crossover fic, Turnabout Civil War!! Iād like to take this moment to say a HUGE thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who has read, commented on, bookmarked, or left kudos on this storyāyouāve all been the most engaged reader base Iāve ever had the pleasure of writing for, and itās been a blast seeing all of your reactions, theories, and kind words!! Iām so glad youāre all enjoying this story, and I hope youāll continue loving everything else we have in store for you!!
As of right now, chapter five is nearly complete and mostly in the hands of our beta readers, and weāve been chipping away at chapter six as well!! Weāve also begun working on the second fic in the Turnabout Marvel series, and while I wonāt give away too much here, I will say that weāre both very excited to write it and hope youāre just as excited to read it š
Also, shoutout to @helpilostmygender for serving as our beta despite knowing hilariously little about the MCU, accepting their fate as the wall I throw my spaghetti at when Iām coming up with ideas, and being an overall wonderful cheerleader and partner! Love you babe, and thank you for tolerating my odd-hour spam when I have ideas even when you have no clue what the fuck Iām on about.
For anyone who is intrigued by the art above but has no idea what Iām talking about: check out the fic on Ao3 and find out what happens when Phoenix Wright gets hired to defend Bucky Barnes during the events of Captain America: Civil War
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61479088/chapters/157162231
I'm dming for the first time running a holiday one-shot for my usual group so here's the batch of memes from tonight! all of these were made by our resident meme wizard @eclipsedrawsthings