Cake&Pie

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

coconut

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

has hair. give milk

It’s amusing that there’s an entire generation of people that associates bobsledding with a small tropical country in the Caribbean.

I want to _____ you.

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

*cautiously reblogs this*

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

bring it on you meme loving fucks

B ring it u meme loving fucks

no idea what to expect so lets try it xD

go on, make my night

Would be interesting! Im sending responses to those who reblog too (at a mystery time so you dont know its me on anon~)

:>

Doubt I’ll get anything but sure.

YAS

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

can I order online

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

She was gorgeous

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

Harry Potter should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing.

Freshmen starting high school this year will be learning about 9/11 as a historical event that took place before they were born

Esmorolda and Corpet

kelverse

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

All of the direct to video sequels were terrible. All of them.

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

I haven’t swam competitively since I was a sperm.