Only the best poats

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

-he was in office less than a year

-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day

-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny

-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?

-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”

-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"

-he almost drowned TWICE that year already

-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less

Krautchan.net was a German-language imageboard whose /int/ board was frequented by English-speaking netizens. The beginning of the Polandball meme is credited to Falco, a British user on /int/, who created the meme in September 2009 using Microsoft Paint in an apolitical way to troll Wojak, a Pole on the same board who contributed in broken English, after which Polandball cartoons were enthusiastically drawn by Russians.[1][3][4]

“Wojak” was originally the nickname of a Polish user on the English-language “International” board of the defunct German imageboard Krautchan.[1] He started posting the picture that later became known as Wojak sometime around 2010, often accompanying it with the template phrase “That feel when X” along with variants.[2] Both the face and the phrase “that feel when X” originated from a Polish imageboard called vichan. It spread to other international imageboards, including 4chan, where by 2011 an image of two Wojaks hugging each other under the caption “I know that feel bro” gained popularity. Wojak’s face was also paired with the phrase “that feel” or “that feel when”, often shortened to “tfw”.[1]