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i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful

morbius plagiarised me when he said "i have increased strength and speed, and some form of bat radar" in the trailer for his movie. i say it verbatim every single time i leave the gym

"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

listen as much as i love this idea op is just making shit up akjhfadhg

Do I dare even ask what the hell this is from

Living like an ant in a microwave

i wish i understood this post

You had to be there

i’ve gotta tell ya, i don’t like the implications of that

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

why

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

Reblogging for the last one because that is next gen

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries