I was told there would be fangirls

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

Babe are you okay? you reblogged “In Pieces by Still Holding It Together” By Bouke de Vries for the five hundredth time today.

The ones that have already been kintsugi’d…

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE