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I hope the animators of the Overwatch shorts are having a nice day and getting a good chiropractor after carrying the entire franchise on their collective shoulders.

The three most important things about being a wizard is 1. Being an absolute cunt and 2. Having lots of gay sex

What’s the third most important thing?

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

Tumblr gremlins lack any form of reading comprehension and misunderstand literally everything, more at 11.

No Notes 0 Comprehension Post

isnt this the dude who pronounces water as “wourder”

that’s everyone from philadelphia

@everyone thinking lan wangji is a super strict teacher to the juniors: remember that one scene where a whole gang of kids are sobbing and burning shit in front of this man’s house and lan zhan 100% knew someone lived there but when wwx asked him to make them stop he was like “nah you do it”??? And wwx ended up being the one to yell at them? Or when jingyi literally brawled with the heir of lanling jin before yelling at a sect leader?? And LWJ did absolutely nothing about it? Yeah this man grew up to be a pushover

#HES JUST VERY INDULGENT OF CHILDISH ANTICS AS SOMEONE WHO WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO PARTAKE IN THEM#and as the results his kids r all open minded and unrestrained and love him very very much :’)(via@mxystan) absolutely 😂

#lwj is a GOOD dad # but also a total pushover #jc yells a lot but ultimately jin ling does and gets whatever he wants #somehow wwx winds up being the one who’s like GOOD THERE SHOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS OR HOW WILL YOU LEARN #which i think really does speak to their experiences growing up #lan wangji wants the kids to feel loved and safe expressing themselves #jc wants jin ling to know he’ll always have jis back and no one has the right to hurt him #and also that he is NOT ALLOWED to die #wwx wants children to experience consequences for dumbassery in a safe and controlled environment ( @winepresswrath these tags are also excellent, yes but also on JC and JL ow??? how dare you??)

Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it

“EMPLOYEE NO. 3023, YOUR ENJOYMENT LEVELS HAVE DROPPED BY 5%. DO YOU NOT ENJOY WORKING FOR AMAZON? YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD, OR YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK WILL BE MADE TO MATCH TO MATCH YOUR CURRENT ENJOYMENT LEVELS”

Literally just treat employees well and you won’t need a fancy headset to monitor them :/

Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself

“Konnichiwa Clarice-chan.”

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

toph is the quickest to forgive zuko and believe in him because she is gay and she knows that he is gay 

No… It’s because she can tell when people are lying and could tell Zuko was being truthful. 

thats part of it but also she was able to empathize with him because she is gay and he is also gay