#ljy

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*talking about crushes*

Wen Ning: Guys, do you think garlic bread likes me back? 🥺

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Lan Wangji: What makes you think I'm gay?

Lan Jingyi: Your hair

lwj: Straight people can have long hair

Lan Qiren: Your clothes

lwj: Straight people can wear fancy clothes

Lan Xichen: *grabs lwj's rainbow bracelet* this is a little odd

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Nie Huaisang: My da-ge tracks me he thinks I'm gonna do drugs. THE ONLY DRUG I'VE EVER DONE IS COFFEE

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lxc flirting with jin guangyao: If I were an enzyme, I would want to be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

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Wei Wuxian: You have to be a new level of white to think oregano is spicy

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Intense debate as to whether Jiang Cheng voicing an opinion contrary to Wei Wuxian's is equal to saying that wwx is wrong (wwx said cherry gum tastes like the dentist and jc said “no it doesn't”)

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wwx: Nie-xiong stole my identity so I stole Wen Ning's

wn: Well then im taking jiejie's

Wen Qing: Jokes on you I don't have a sense of identity 

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lqr: What's the difference between Canadian and American high school students?

wwx: Gun control laws

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nhs: “I don't know what's going on” is my middle name

nmj: Isn't it Maria???

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Jin Zixuan: The next time I see Jiang Yanli, I'm going to say hi to her

Jiang Yanli: *passes by*

jzx: *Takes bite of apple to avoid speaking*

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nhs: *grabs jc's hand* *leans in close* *sensually whispers* I fucking hate maraschino cherries

jc: This is why everyone thinks we're dating

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nhs on a test: Mitochondria is like the school caf because… uhhhh… yum yum

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lxc: you're gay, right? … oh no that's huaisang

wwx: I'm not gay I'm bi

Everyone in the cloud recesses: *aggressively turns their heads to look at him in shock*

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ljy: Silly billy put your willy in my jelly

Jin ling: Do you even know what willy means?

ljy: no

lsz: *facepalms from second hand embarrassment*

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wwx during a lesson: LAN-XIAAAANSHEEEEENG, CAN I BE A PROSTITUTE???

*2 minutes later*

wwx: LAN-XIAAAANSHEEEEENG, CAN I CANNIBALIZE MY CHILD??

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nhs: Fellas, is it gay to be straight?

jc: It is if you're Wei Wuxian

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wwx to wn: If you cosplayed as hanguang-jun I would lowkey make out with you no homo

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wn in the most solemn, grieving tone: i don’t think lululemon is the quality it used to be

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lwj: Sooooo you like anything other than drugs???

wwx: hmmmmmmm…. Alcohol?

lwj: ummm.. I think that’s the same thing

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jc: are you going to get off Lan Wangji’s ass?

wwx: I'll get on Lan Zhan’s ass

nhs: He’ll get off on Lan Wangji’s ass

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wwx, singing: the sun will come out tomorrow

ljy: Wait the sun is gay???

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