Lost time is never found again

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

understood. if i ever have to sabotage a space launch… garlic.

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

guy like me is always like ew weddings are so lame and expensive just get married at the courthouse if you MUST but then i attend a wedding and the power of love and capitalism compels me. what a beautiful beautiful sacrament

Sorry i simply think it is very sweet that brennan wanted to make his friends laugh so badly he accidentally made his campaign's finale too silly the second smiling Richard Nixon walked out and they all lost it. Like. The intrepid heroes are the sweetie-est actually.

I loved City Council of Darkness. I absolutely understand why others didn’t and that’s absolutely valid. I don’t know why but I thought it all fit together fine in that yes it did get off the rails and became so unserious but like to me that worked somehow? The way I view this season is it’s about building up a community to make a change, and, despite dropping the political element by the end, that’s still what happened, isn’t it? Wildly and messily, but it did and it felt joyous. Our coterie worked to build ties in Purpee to build a network to lift up and protect the town. In the last couple episodes we see the start of this network lifting up the town, and in the final one we see this network go ham to protect it. It wasn’t perfect, in fact I would say it was fairly flawed, but I loved it because it spoke to me, when it comes down to it.

most of the time i’m not a fan of how chaotic the finales get even if i’m laughing through them, i’m more story-oriented. however with city council of darkness the chaos feels absolutely earned and completely on-brand for the season. like yeah of course vesper is actually half-bat. of course hj wants to fuck the clown. of course the ghosts end the whittaker bloodline. of course bigfoot breaks the fourth wall to end the season because how the fuck else was brennan supposed to do it. honestly the season’s ending would have only been more perfect if hj and lavonte made out sloppy style.

between hj's (dead?) clown gf and the nun that fucked lavonte, lou and ally were making a truly valiant effort to un-homoeroticize their relationships but then lou comes in with one of one and a kiln and undoes all of their work immediately 🥹