Honestly it's mostly Athelstan memes, get used to it

Sometimes a family is just a Viking earl, his two wives, his angry brother and son, some tall dude who just really loves boats and eyeliner + his girlfriend, and a kidnapped ex-monk who isn't entirely sure he wants to be there

Helga, handing out Christmas presents: You've been very good this year Ragnar! Athelstan: Yeah, except for cheating on your wife Athelstan: Adultery's a sin Ragnar: I got scented candles! Athelstan: Well that's appropriate. Lots of fire where you're going. Athelstan: You're going to hell, Ragnar

King Horik: I have a personal relationship with Ragnar and a professional relationship with Ragnar King Horik: Personally, yeah, I think he's a rat

Ragnar: Lagertha, you're like an angel without wings Lagertha: So like a person?

Floki: You never let me do anything fun Ragnar: People die when you have fun

Ragnar: So this bread is the body of Christ? Athelstan: Yes Ragnar: And he rose from the grave? Athelstan: ...yes Ragnar: Because of the yeast? Athelstan: *sighs*

Athelstan: I'd follow Ragnar to hell and back, but I wish he'd just stop going there

Ecbert, high off his ass: So I believe that cannabis oil was the other holy oil mentioned in the bible Ecbert: If Jesus lived he probably would've smoked weed Athelstan: ...yeah

Athelstan: I have a girlfriend now too Athelstan:...which is weird because I'm probably gay