knuckles wrapped like fox gloves

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

When a straight ship is like serious girl x goofy guy I’m like oh you think all women have to be buttoned up buzzkill motherwives for overgrown manchildren? Grow up. But then when it’s serious guy x goofy girl I’m like oh you think all women are hapless naive babies who need a brooding powerful man to take care of them? Grow up.

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

can we please be feminists again.

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet