helarico

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

Need some fables AESOP