Claris

It’s true, though.

show us the duck op

forbidden bath toy

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

this is some horror movie shit

Your age is just the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the centre of the solar system

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

Again

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

I did!!

After june comes Halloween, I don’t make the rules @shysurvivor

E X C U S E Y O U I T ‘ S A U G E S T-

DRAGON I SWEAR- 

HAHA YES IT’S BACK

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

I am a gay