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Player 1: I’m gonna throw rocks at the police
Player 2: You are Not

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super happy i got to work with perona’s english VA on this!! ^_^ if you catch her at a con you can get a signed print of my art 💕 i’ll also be offering this as a print at my own cons/online too~
This is why we have Rainbows 😂 😂 😂 😂
I feel happy about this drawing-
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
This post hit me like a rock to the head
Roman: Shout out to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever.
Virgil: Congratulations to your brother.
This didn’t age well
This is literally my most popular post now
*this aged well
This is so funny

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which doll u liked and what it says about u
barbie: bimbo
bratz: hot baddie
monster high: unhinged emo kid
littlest pet shop: furry
american girl: very robbable
polly pocket: stupid
baby alive: ill fucking kill u
@nuclearspoonart gave me this idea so here's logince (click for better quality)
... canon
I can’t believe this is happening AGAIN
I’ve been hearing a lot about this so to clarify:
This is Disney’s fault. Not Sony’s. Remember: Disney owns Marvel Studios.
Sony actually covered the production costs of all of Tom Holland’s Spiderman movies, not Disney.
The contract that Sony and Disney had been working with was Sony gets 90% of the earnings for the new Spiderman movies (since they still own the copyright to the character), in exchange for Disney’s (and thusly Marvel’s) use of the character in the MCU, and on official Marvel/Disney merchandise. (Which Disney gets the profits from.)
With me so far? Sony gets 90% of the movie profits. Disney gets 10% of movie profits, and (I believe) 100% of the merchandise profits.
Disney recently decided that a 90/10 split isn’t enough for the multi-billion dollar corporation, and wanted to revise their contract with Sony to an even 50/50 take of the spoils.
The Problem: This was the exact contract Disney and Marvel pitched to Sony back during Andrew Garfield’s tenure as Spiderman, which Sony refused to even humor. So obviously, Sony is PISSED.
Negotiations are still on the table, of course, to keep Tom Holland’s Spiderman in the MCU, but unless Disney can calm tf down with their bs, Sony plans to break from the deal, and take their rights to Spiderman and leave. (Since Sony technically still owns all of the rights to Spiderman.)
The Problem 2.0: Marvel fans and Tom Holland stans are blaming Sony for the disagreement, when the fault falls onto Disney and their greed.
Due to this misguided anger, the hashtag “Boycott Sony” is taking social media by storm and, in a best case scenario, infulence Sony into a deal with Disney for more than Disney deserves. In a worst case scenario, Sony will see the boycott and start a war with Disney, and we’ll never see Tom Holland’s Spiderman again. (Tom was Stan Lee’s favorite Spiderman/Peter Parker btw.)
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😐 … 😑 no
reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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Logan ships in the rain ☔️👓💙
last one is me running out of Area 51 with my new alien gf
Virgil: why do they say that justice is a dish best served cold?
Patton: because otherwise it would be justWATER
Logan, suddenly showing up with a broom: that's it. that's fucking it. you either marry me on the spot or run for your life
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years:
See, I’ve only been here for like 2 years now. But I vibe with this.
Almost 7 years now, I think, and going strong. I’m not even worried.
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god
@thelowlysatsuma oh my god it’s our roman

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Rouge: *lying on the ground* I hear something. Imma try to shoot it. *Rolls a one and has his bow break, dealing one damage*
Monk: *is the thing he heard* haha loser
Out of womb, out of mind