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ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

I’m Gay And I Wish I Could Cartwheel

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

I’m so fucked up what the hell

He stops and looks both ways?!?

I’m on mobile, so instead of getting smaller they just get worse and worse quality

the funniest thing in overwatch is when you use junkrat’s ultimate but then the camera pans back to him dead on the ground.

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

Dead ass the best post on this entire site. Don’t fight me on this

This kid just activated a Russian sleeper agent somewhere

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

the supreme confidence with which that person delivered the phrase “karma got its kiss for me” as if that’s a commonly used phrase we should all know is so fascinating to me. i hung back on making this post for so long because they had me convinced i was just dumb for never hearing it before

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me