kakyoin funny moments

i bet it feels good as fuck to be in a band and hear gay rumors about you and the guy youre secretly having sex with

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

Fuck this stupid shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!

i don’t care about the world cup what about me

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

I wish sports betting apps could feel pain

i miss everyone

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself