answering the phone to your parents when you’ve been home alone fucking shit up.

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answering the phone to your parents when you’ve been home alone fucking shit up.

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Tons of people on tumblr: “lol omg I️ love winter, summer sucks! I️ love being cold and never seeing the sun and omg books and hot chocolate and chunky sweaters ✨💕”
People with seasonal depression:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
I waited 30 seconds for this 3 second video to load and it was worth it

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Excited for 2021 just because we will celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Prince wearing Assless pants to the VMAS in 1991
Next time I hear someone praise harry styles I am showing them this image
Some places don’t even name the charity like you’re just donating to the corporation’s tax writeoff. You’re better off giving that money to a homeless person on the street who needs it more..
Or tax the shit out of them…
susan is EVERYTHING
When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

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it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
RICH PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM
phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis
this has layers, man

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The girls really don’t do it like this anymore