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theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

under siege by the fujoshi horde and they keep riding their fucking horses around the castle yelling "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO IN THERE"

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems