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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

under siege by the fujoshi horde and they keep riding their fucking horses around the castle yelling "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO IN THERE"

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems