lol

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

guy watching american psycho for the first time: HEY! That guy killed morbius!!!

Every few weeks someone will complain abt a trend that's entirely avoidable if u just never made a tiktok account and I always think like, you deserve to see it. You deserve to be tricked into reading a terrible book and listening to a shit song and making a fail recipe and getting scammed by a fast fashion website. That was the path you willingly stepped on when you decided to listen to a clout addicted 18yo with an iPhone

sounds like you’re just old and bitter

Before I block u let the records show that we are the same age

okay yes tiktok is bad we should all delete it but this is giving “oh you hate capitalism but you have an iPhone??” holier than thou ass

Your mom's giving me hole and ass

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

i have some awful news. logic based games are also hard if you're stupid

a canon url is a position of power

every day i log onto the world and it is covid olivia rodrigo slay tiktok euphoria phoebe bridgers femcel yas timothee chalamet not the serve u think it is gaslight cancelled my year of rest and relaxation blah blah blah . i am sitting hands and knees begging for someone to bomb the internet I cant do this anymore it has fried every girl I knows brains everyone is the same person and it is hell

it’s so weird that ppl can just create sounds in their head. like I could listen to the among us imposter sound right now if I wanted

why do all ducks look so holdable

they're made to be held by water . and nature's most comfortable crevices. to be round means to be perfect for earth to cradle you

This makes me perceive my own shape in a more favorable light thank you