I ❤️ YOUR WIFE

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?