Heather of the Fall Variety

UNAFFILIATED WITH THE ORIGINAL MCYTBLR SEXYMAN COMP

due to the high volume of nominations i could only add the mcyt's that got 3 or more submissions to the bracket.

this is a 96 person bracket, where round one consists of 64 people and round 2 contains the other 32 who got byes in round one.

the first side of the round 1 polls will go live at 12PM PST on January 6th, (hopefully) and the next half will go live the next day and so on so forth.

thanks again to everyone who nominated and enjoy the bracket

oh and there will be a separate bracket for the non-mcyt nominations when this one finishes

click on the image for better quality :D

may the sexiest mcyt win!

Infinite* Cake!

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”

“Nice job breaking it, hero”

“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”

“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”

“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”

“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”

“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”

Also, probably most importantly, “The cake is a lie” is both a) more succinct and quotable than a majority of the quotes listed above, and b) was, for a while, a shibboleth for people who’d played the game, because it doesn’t make any sense unless you have (or have been spoiled).

LOL THAT'S PERFECT YOU'RE SO RIGHT

tapal's a bit too tall for that, but there is someone who CAN help:

Idk I’m just so emotional about how he gets to grow up along side Master Tapal and gets to have adventures. I cant stop thinking about it

YEAAA same same same it makes me go insane!!! TAPAL GETS TO SEE HIM GROW UP!!!!

@bluevelvt you're absolutely right

“I COULD BUILD THAT BETTER”