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Sheâs feeling better and apparently romping i. Her dreams. She is such a vocal dog. #stitchrules #dogsofinstagram #authorsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CAcz68CAkgK/?igshid=19wfg1t5nsr4g
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Okay this is awesome.
A tender barbarian - the phrase suited him perfectly. Dangerous, non-opposing, imperious, yet caring and gentle. The combination of all these features scared me, fascinated and intrigued me at the same time.
I really want to watch this.Â
Fair warning, contains:
đSpicy intriguing angels!
đđHigh emotional content!
đđđSTEAM galore!
đđđđ STANDALONE
đđđđđ Did we mention sexy angels? (Just don't call them that!)
And dude, this is one BIG ASS book!
Read the first chapter on my website:
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The term was literally *coined* by the media then absorbed into psychiatry later. I have a few readings on this lemme try to find the titles at least
Edit the website I use is being funny but Iâd recommend The â Short Step â from Love to Hypnosis: A Reconsideration of the Stockholm Syndrome by Celia Jameson and this
Stockholm Syndrome isnât just about dv, itâs about maintaining state power by pathologizing empathy with oppressed people
I envy writers.
As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.
But a writer.
A writer can take you there.
They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.
I envy writers.
I envy artists.
A writer can give you a story.
But an artist.
An artist can show you the exact emotions behind everything.
They can paint a picture worth a thousand words without ever writing one. They can show you every single emotion, every single thought in a second. They can show emotion like a writer never could.
I envy artists.
I will never not reblog this!
When youâre a writer and an artist and you canât fucking do either
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Yooohoooo!!!
Itâs me again! Sliding into your feed with another teaser. đđ
10 days until Kiss of Fate drops! ARCs have already gone out and paperbacks ordered!
Have you been looking for:
âď¸Angels? âď¸âď¸Steam? âď¸âď¸Big ass standalone? âď¸âď¸âď¸All the feels?
đWhat about an angel set on using our FMC as REVENGE against his brothers?
Catch your interest yet? đ
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Living on borrowed time, yeah, never thought that would apply to me. - Dahlia
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Sunset between Lanai and Molokai, as seen from the coast of Maui
âThose poor boysâ
âShe deserves to be punished too.â
âIâm not saying I support rape, but-â
âSorry to say - she deserved it.â
âShe put herself in harmâs wayâ
âBut if she was fingered, then thatâs not rape.â
âShe ruined their lives.â
âWell she didnât exactly say ânoâ..â
âYea, but did you see what she was wearing?â
âBoys will be boys!â
âShe should know better than to drink at a partyâŚâ
Cannot not reblog.
âShe should have tried to enjoyââ
âSheâs just saying something now for atten-â
boy am i glad this has so many notes
âBut heâs a dude. Thatâs not ra-â
 âHe shouldâve enjoyed it.â
âShe mustâve lead him on.â
âBut she orgasmed. That means she liked it -Â â
âSheâs slept with so many people! Sheâs a slut-â
âGet over it, at least youâre still a virginâ
âWomen canât rape becauseâŚâ
âBe grateful it wasnât a man!â
âIâm sorry she hurt you but donât call what happened to you rape, itâs an insult to the REAL victimsâŚâ
âYou werenât raped, youâre just lesbophobic.â
âShe shouldnât have posted provocative photos!â
âShe shouldnât have been dressed like that ⌠she was asking for it!â
âItâs the womanâs responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.â
reblogging because itâs gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
âWell he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.â
âSheâs his wife, itâs her job to please him.â
âOral isnât rape.â
âWell he wasnât armed, she could have walked away.â
âGuys canât be raped, they love sex!â
âShe didnât fight back; it wasnât rape.â
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day Iâm buried six feet under
Say it again... because all of this :D
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youâre not wrong About Homerâs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youâve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word âpurpleâ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
.
While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
âRoses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.â
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
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This post has evolved.
I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.
Too good not to share. Iâm still laughing.
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Okay, that cracked me up
Knives Out hints at the self-righteous Thrombeysâ racist views of Latino people and immigrants in general well before they target Marta and threaten to have her mother detained. In the filmâs early flashbacks, the Thrombeys each referred to Martaâs country of origin as a different place. To one, she was a lovely young woman from Ecuador; to another, Marta hailed from Paraguay. Their cluelessness is played for comedic relief as the filmâs tension builds, and Johnsonâs message is clear: The Thrombeysâ ignorance is the joke, not Martaâs heritage.
This.

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I have always loved this, and then someone added gifs of the avengers, Iâm fucking screaming about how fucking amazing this is
This fits so so wellâŚ
I love that I cannot tell if Steve is going âLanguage! I did not expect to hear that from you, Nat!â or if heâs barely managing to not jump her right then and there xD
Too perfect.
Letâs talk about The Mummy (1999)
Someone was talking at me yesterday about this movie and I was getting riled so I decided to go full rant. Specifically in regards to the feminist podcast that slammed it.
I donât even remember which podcast it was, but I am still rankled and baffled that any âfeminism in moviesâ podcast could jump to anything but âthis movie is phenomenal.â
First of all, even just discussing the overall quality: sure, it might not have been groundbreaking with its cgi or plot twists. But back in the 90s, that wasnât the standard of measure like it is now (and even now is a shitty standard that needs to die). This movie was light and funny and yet hit all the right beats to maintain the dire stakes needed to make it a compelling action flick.
Its characters are fully realized and entirely distinct from each other. Even those treated with a broader brush, such as the Americans, were charismatic enough that we were fully invested in their fate. The entire cast of characters were real people with real impact and real agency.
The script is quotable and fucking hilarious. There are gems from literally every single character. Rick and Evie have actual chemistry, aided by Rachel Weiszâs natural magnetism and Brendan Frasierâs career-long knack for acting utterly charmed with his female costars.
Actually, letâs talk about Rick O'Connell for a second. This is peak 90s Brendan Frasier. He is absolutely GORGEOUS, suave, and cool, rugged and handsome. He is the epitome of the 1920s adventure hero. Dear god I want to kiss those casting directors. But for all his general peak masculinity? Heâs feminist as fuck. He is equally dumbstruck by Evie as she is by him, and itâs wholly evident that itâs more than a âoh no sheâs hotâ thing.
How do we know?
He steals her some tools to dig with. This gift demonstrates that he a) has identified her passion for archaeology, b) has recognized her proficiency in the field, despite it not being explicitly stated on screen, and c) sees a chance to restore her full and active participation in the discovery of Hamunaptra.
There is never a moment where Rick assumes to be the leader of the expedition. He is the weapons expert, the muscleâand he knows it. Better than that, heâs totally okay with it. He follows Evieâs lead in all things.
Another favorite moment of mine is when theyâre facing off with the American team on Day 1, and Evie realizes thereâs a chamber underneath Anubis they could use to excavate the statue. She puts her hand on Rickâs arm, looks him in the eye, and says very deliberately âthere are other places to dig.â And he yields, instantly.
By comparison, see the way the Americans treat their workers and guide.
Does he groan about his work being made exponentially harder as a result? Nope. And thatâs a recurring theme in his behavior the entire goddamn movie. The only time he is in charge is when a situation is in his wheelhouseâ namely, combat and rescue. And it deserves mentioning that the majority of the time that heâs in charge, Evie is not present.
Meanwhile, Evieâ her adventurerâs spirit chafing in an academia that dismisses her for her genderâ is an absolute marvel. She is visually coded as being very feminine (sheâs in dresses and long hair most of the film), but that fact in no way detracts from her competence and agency.
She is consistently protrayed as a fully capable expert in egyptology and there is never a single moment where she waffles on what to do. Even when sheâs the damsel in distress, she actively makes the choice to be so because she weighs the potential outcomes and decides doing so provides their best chance of success.
Evie is never the passive victim. She is constantly brash, constantly scheming, and saves the lives of her would-be rescuers mid-abduction. And when her brother (who is the failure of the family, against type) needs help with translation, she correctly translates for him while being throttled by a mummified priestess.
When I first saw this film, I was too young to realize how novel it was. Back then, all I knew was that it was just a good time. But now as an adultâ an adult acutely aware of the treatment female characters have gotten in the twenty years sinceâ I marvel at the respect with which the writers and directors treated Evie.
I marvel at how tender Rick was allowed to be, despite his rugged adventurer archetype.
The Mummy (1999) is peak storytelling. It doesnât try to outsmart the audience, but rather lays out a consistent, coherent narrative that gives the characters and viewers room to breathe. It invests the audience enough to care whether the characters succeed in their goals.
The Mummy (1999) does it right. Itâs the reason that any talk of the Tom Cruise version gets an immediate eyeroll from me, because whatever modern grimdark grit they shove into a story about a mummy cannot compare to the reliable and timeless entertainment of the 1999 adaptation.
All modern media should aspire to be the kind of film that The Mummy (1999) is.