I COULD BUY 1072 kg OF CARROTS WITH THAT MONEY

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

Did they let the fucking guy out

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

Item: trick throne that bonks anyone that sits in it with a concerningly pointy weighted devil head

the writer's beautiful and cleverly utilized fetish