my name is burger

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

there's something so good about a character who hasn't had enough comfort and warmth in their life and now has weird complicated kinda sexual feelings about being treated with actual basic respect and dignity and they feel like an awful gross pervert for it. i like those wires getting crossed

big bright grins bring all great cheer, a mighty sound we love to hear

smiling right and smiling bright- truly a grinners delight!

to the bank or to the store, smiling grinner is never a bore

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

a knight is just a particularly elaborate sex toy

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately