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@hbisk
aw man i haven't been on here in millenia and now i find out it was hacked lmao gdi
edit: any of my old followers still even here? sound off if so I guess- idk if I even remember any of you lol. Also this username is very much my deadname now but if I actually make a comeback to tumblr I'll probably move to a new blog entirely
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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this motherâs decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called âzonaâ cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
â47 month oldâ
this is my four year old rayman origins
âWhoâs doing your surgery?â
âDr. Rayman Origins.â
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was âRyceâ and his mum said it was pronounced âReeseâ
the best part is she was originally going to spell it âRiceâ
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it âOinâ and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be âOogokâ. her name is literally âOin Oogok Puscusâ
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I canât
47 month old.
NayvieâŠ.. Bish whet????
this is from my kidâs valentineâs list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy namesÂ
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child âSalterâ Iâm so done âđżïž
Treyton lls, Iâm dyingâŠ
I know a person from college whoâs name is literally âSmileâ, l canât even explain how ridiculous that isâŠ
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary âYâsâ in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopherâs parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. Iâm sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until theyâre old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I donât actually remember much now, but iâm telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.Â
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, âlatrinaâ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like âLatrineâ like who looked at that name and went âwhat could possibly go wrongâ
My dads old coworker was named âM3 Sweattâ. that was his Birth-name
47 month old
My sister literally went to school with a kid named Random Lowe.
My dad went to high school with these twins sisters named, Marry and Christmas.
I went to school with a Lacey Valentine. My dad went to school with a Dusty Rhodes and a Johnnie Walker (brand of whisky). He also heard of three siblings with the last name of Pigg who went to court to change their last name because they were tired of being called the Three Little Piggs.
When I was in nursing school (read: over a fucking decade ago) I assisted in the delivery of a perfectly healthy, beautiful baby girl
Her mother named her placenta.
PLACENTA
She said she thought it sounded pretty.
Have yâall ever seen a placenta?
TL;DR somewhere thereâs a 5th grader named Placenta.
47 month old
When my mom was in high school she knew a girl named Blueberry Street
my sister went to school with a boy named Repete (repeat) âŠcause Pete Jr. just wasnt cool enough i guess
Iâve seen a Quigley and a Meekyeesha
Half the names here sound like they could be a Decepticon and the other half sound like theyâre taking the Hobbits to Isengard O.O
Every time I see this it gets better
My friend knew a girl named April Showers.Â
When my dadâs girlfriend was pregnant with my half sister they started asking for name suggestions, so I suggested some normal pretty names like Faith and.. I donât remember the others. They settled on naming her Madisyn. Yes, with a Y. There are four Madisons that I know of in my school.
Why wouldnât you want to spread positivity? Itâs good for everyone.
Donât get me wrong, spreading positivity is great! But... Your positivity isnât the same. Itâs not good. Youâre only spreading fear this way. At least thatâs just what I think. *shrug shrug*âYou guys are weirdâOh hey ST and yes I know
BRISK
bRISK!I should seriously stop drinking Brisk I am so unhealthy pfff
I heard you needed some positivity. =)) Take mine! O r r u n
nOHeck I thought nobody ever sends asks to me so I thought I might not get any asks from you guysIâll uhm.... I think Iâll choose..... Yeah, Iâll take the, uhm, run option? Thank you! bYE
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT â
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO ITâS THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing Iâll do well on my finals âš
Iâve been looking for this post for like 2 weeks and it was worth it.
This was the beginning of Tumblr? *Amazed*
I love this post so much
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but youâll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Donât pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.Â
Snopes confirms.
Iâve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. Youâll probably be disfigured.
Iâve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. itâs not a fucking joke theyâre actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.Â
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
PLEASE DONâT BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DONâT LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLEâS YARDS.
Please spread this information!
the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didnât know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand
we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big broâs car. Â :c
@takashi0
Shared before, but sharing again.
this isnt my blog type but its really important
Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.
If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.
My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but thatâs extremely dangerous as well.
Be safe please.
SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVENâT SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.
Hey hey what the fuck
hey hey hey I saw this in a courtyard once and what the fuck
nEvEr sEeN iT thank god but Iâll spread the news!
REBLOG To have your name in A 'Thank You Markiplier Book'
I was talking with my friend about how much Markiplier does for his fans, and I thought itâd be awesome to show how much everyone loves him! Markiplier is really special to me for reasons I wont say, but I want him to feel the same appreciattion we feel for him. So please REBLOG ONLY this post and Iâll add your URL to notebook Iâll send!!Â
Reblogs end January 13!!Â
Loud screeching *YES IT IS THE ME AND THROUGH THE STALKING I HAVE FOUND*
*covers ears* Stop yelling >.> ...You found me on Spockâs tumblr didnât you?Also can I just say I think my character is hearing this and just screeching angrily back at you. Pfft
-joins in the booping- can you figure out who this is?
Heck no I canât guess who you are. I can throw out a ton of guesses but I canât make an accurate guess when I have no hints. >.>
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BOOP
Me: Oh, look! An ask! Wonder who itâs from.. Weird. I didnât ask for an ask like I usually do before I get these. Oh hello- *gASP* itâs YOU. HELLO! bOOPS!
I love how someone followed me right before I posted that other thing though.. Yes. Welcome to my amazing blog. Have a gift! Nightmares about a realistic little caesarâs mascot thingy. I said those words correctly. Definitely. But welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here.. This is exactly what my whole blog is.
So I got pizza from Little Caesarâs today because pizza is good of course- And as I was staring at the box I had a random idea: I really want to see someone try to draw a realistic version of the character on thatâs on the box. Because do you know how disturbing that would look if it was drawn realistically? It has a huge nose that takes up half of itâs face and both eyes are on one side of the nose. I canât draw realistically since I have a more cartoony style.. I really wish someone sees this post and decides to do it because that would be amazing. This will probably never get out their though. I donât even know what to put in the tags of this.. Pfft.
Humans Fall Flat, but Anti's playing with Robin instead, because Robin IS Anti's dad, and what's better than Anti childishly whining "DaaaAAAAAAAAD!" whenever he doesn't get his way? (Also, Jack quoted Wilford in todays episode of humans fall flat)
yES OMGhe did, ohmygod my dad got quoted by the new coffee bean today is magical -Ti
Wait he did- What. When. Why- A.
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Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
âYes, Captain America has LEGS!â
Youâre telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
it all started in new jersey
welcome to tHE BONE ZONE
âWHY IS IT PINKâ
schmandmann
âhör auf damiiitâ âhjetz hab ich ihn auch noch schwul gemacht"
Asahi Cooks
âen dan is het met je dorpedingetje van zân doeidoeiâ âdoeidoeiâ
how bad me be
No no no it was the koala driving the truck
Hey Dandy Dick, ya missed! WOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO
DAVID COOK SAD. DAVID COOK VERY SAD.
Oh mon dieu, tu es couvert de cheveux ! Et dâEAU !! BLWAAAAR
We became the stalkers of the stalker that doesnât stalk us anymore but thatâs ok
HOE CAGE
(DOO DO DO DO DO DO DO) *thumbs up*
Nice to meet you
Oh hey little Dicklicker
WHO THE FUCK IS HE
mustard
SQUISH
Faking my death and becoming a taxi driver in New Orleans totally counts as a career goal!
That sounds like a you problem
Your house blows balls! And
Some sea stars have legs! And
Smells like Erikâs room. And
Speaking of woodpeckers.
*quietly* yay
FILL THAT HOLE WITH ASH
âembrace the crackâ ânot yetâ
âN Oâ
âbendy voreâ
âmUGHEAD VOREâ
âholy bibbleâ âI NEED TREES
âchoot choot here comes Timasâ âLASAGAâ
âf e a râ
âLMAYOâ
âJessus and talk catâ
fish are friends not foodâ
*In a deep Voice: âDAVIDâ
âGOOSE!â
@katelyneprice250
Yer a cabbage -_-
@oncoming-storm-stole-the-impala
holy shirt
@theboopofdoops hey guess what
bing mnood/bing nudes/big mnood/etc - @ the discord server
*someone ships us irl* *exchanges a knowing look* - me and my bff irl
sioon
âSnippity snapâ âGOOGâ âiiiiâm typinnggggâ âI hear the distant sounds of an assâ âunclosed.â I feel like someone can guess what that second one is.
Resident Enis version of the tag yourself meme
tag yourself Iâm Enis
FUCKIN ENIS IS HERE MOFO
DODGER LETS GO
I think Iâm Dave
I am so 100% Mark. At leas in real life. I donât act like a jerk online.
