just some guy

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

Let’s see what this whole hummus thing is about

If you're a fan of gay sex I cannot recommend hummus enough

It took me like three reads to realize those are different

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

your eating disorder’s severity is not determined by weight because eating disorders are not weight disorders they’re behavioral disorders thanks for coming to my ted talk

hot take i think we should start representing trans people at different stages in their transitions instead of just slapping top surgery on some guy and calling it a day

like y’all can’t say to stop associating bodies with certain genders and then continue to only draw trans people with the most cis passing body types possible

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

*turns my wizard hat backwards* *it looks exactly the same but im considerably more smug now*

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it