Someday. But not today

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

This is fucking wild

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

i think part of the problem with the way cultural differences are treated in star trek is that it seems like the federation is forever stuck on generation i of cultural integration and never reaches generation ii. it can imagine a world where having parents from very different backgrounds (or cross-cultural adoption, marrying someone from a different culture, etc) is a source of angst and identity struggles but not one where that’s so normalized it’s basically unremarkable. which i think stems in part from a general lack of imagination on the part of those from culturally homogeneous areas in terms of conceptualizing what multiculturalism can look like, but as a certified toronto mans it feels weird to me that from spock to worf to b’elanna we never see any movement on that front in the federation’s cultural norms

Certified Library Post

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it