pretty sure that’s a caterpillar

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

Ripley's don't believe it

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

i come back from a book and its like how the hell are you people just going on like this. didnt you read the book with me. how is the real world so disconnected from the whole book world i just experienced

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

everyone on this damn website would have to leave if this is what yall start having discourse over

mcr releasing new music cant be compared to anything anyone else has ever experienced because no band has ever or will ever be mcr. hope that helps

they ask me what new mcr music feels like i say not everything feels like something else!