Chaos

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Somebody tagged this as fucking Spock.

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"if men could get pregnant-" they can. "if men got periods-" they do. "men never experience-" they do. "men would never understand-" i promise you whatever you are about to say there are men who go through the exact same thing

to the people saying "yeah they should just say cis men!" STOP FORGETTING ABOUT INTERSEX PEOPLE I AM NO LONGER ASKING 🔨

the issue with these hypotheticals isn't just because they're factually incorrect (and there is no amount of prefixes or labels to make it correct. you will always be excluding someone). it's that they're ALSO FUCKING POINTLESS. even if every single human being on earth could get pregnant, including every single politician and every man in power, they'd still separate that shit by gender. because shared experiences or lack thereof is not the root of misogyny. both men and women wear pants and yet the pockets aren't the same damn size. the same exact fucking toothbrush will cost a dollar more if it's pink. am i going insane i feel like i'm going insane

There is a large difference between 'I should help' and 'society should help' and if you want to build something that protects and cares for everyone you have to deal with the fact that that means the asshole down the road. Ideally even be happy about it.

men who can get pregnant are treated worse than women who can get pregnant and if you disagree then youre not an ally to trans or intersex people. its that simple.

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

alas the melancholy, it strikes at my heart! prithee, humble tumblr toiler, share with me your favorite cephalopod fact

Certain squid males mimic females to get into the harems of larger males and mate with their females.

The full version from my corpse

ok but would you let me touch your teeth and use my fingers to toy with your tongue or do you think that's weird