haunted-pudding

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this

sudoku hits different when you’ve got several pressing tasks you’re ignoring

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

thank you hatsune miku............

likes to charge 🔮 reblogs to cast ✨

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

reblog if u wanna cuddle a trans girl right now

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.