The Universe in a Nutshell

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

one american thing that confuses me are college application letters. why do you need to write yourself a tragic backstory to go to university, don't you have standardized exams? who's reading through all these bad high schooler essays?

Its a class barrier. theres a whole job market for people who help kids write college admission essays, it also allows for the universities to more easily discriminate on who is allowed in, particularly against those with disabilities. part of how american universities select for people is how well their story can be sold to others as part of image maintenance.

[Image ID: Text reading: Because someone's score on a standardized test they take when they're 16 doesn't really represent their intelligence or ability to succeed in university, especially since multiple studies have shown that /End ID]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

at the club developing transatlantic accents

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this