Uhhhh...

YOOOOOOOOO

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

(flirting with a girl) I'm doing such a good job of holding myself back from stealing traffic cones today

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

The plague doctor covering me in leeches

[ID: a black & white sketched skull in profile. a vertical slice of the sketch has been extracted and shifted upwards, with a mass of pale red leaves and tendrils reaching out of the space it opened up, from inside the top half of the skull. text in the same colour below it says "My brain has weeds" and the watermark says RB. /end ID]

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake