SILVITNI

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

fool (affectionate, dying)

his dumb ass is putting limits on his love 😂 he doesn’t even know that we are one thing, whole 😂😂😂 he doesn’t even fucking know 😂😂 he doesn’t even fucking. know 😐

au where shane was raised as a child assassin and ilya is the court jester with prophetic dreams. and also they still play hockey

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation

"ROTE isn't textually queer" ok then explain Beloved and Sedric and Caution Farseer and Hest and Felicity and Ash||Spark and Carson Lupskip and Althea Vestret who-sometimes-lives-as-Athel-and-likes-it and Davvy and Dwalia and Amber the MF BEADMAKER and Lord Golden the Flamboyant and Openly Gay Jamaillian Lord and the Fool who is literally self-explanatory and and and and and and-