harry don't fucking touch that

I genuinely think if you locked up the members of One Direction together in a studio until they completed an album with almost none of them on speaking terms they could make this century’s Rumors

my wife, at 8:17 am in the goddamn morning: we should induce lactation in harry styles and see if all four of his nipples work and then he can feed the rest of one direction like little piglets.

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

once harry went into a hooters and was disappointed by the total lack of owls. “i thought you said this place was sexy,” he said to niall

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

liam is the worst member of one direction but indisputably has the best tweets