happy big and sexually normal :)

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

NERVOUS!!!!!

I THINK IT WENT GOOD???

I think I am going to have to pay 1400 US American dollars to the MVA

Got myself VERY worked up about this earlier bc I was googling and searching the mva about how to fix the problem I made and no one anywhere is talking about circumstance similar to mine and the mva website is sort of impenetrable. I have to find like two documents and then go in person to fix it next week unfortch BUT they do payment plans so it’s not an immediate death sentence. Now trying to calm down before my interview in two hours. TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING

why does travis scott get a meal at mcdonalds. what about….. what about……… sandsvendor100.

Tell Them You Want Your Burger Done “Burger Style” Or “With Cheese” And The Look On Their Face Will Be Immaculately Conceived

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally