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my love, my beautiful wonderful man, my songbird and future husband when that update drops; ryis

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the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man
split your body wide open for the stock market
distressing things to say to your friends
Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me
Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices
If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess
You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?
you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??
OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!
Pity I hadn’t seen this closer to Bastille Day… :-D
I caved. Have some really quick (and shitty) bloodymary
Edit: This is the song that inspired me to this btw, if you like stuff like this. No real coalition or anything I just REALLY like this song, it puts me in a mood and I keep coming back to it.
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
Meet Cute Prompts but it is all suggestions given in a 1958 “129 Ways to Get a Husband” article
Have your car break down in strategic places.
Read obituaries to find eligible widowers.
Look in the census reports for places with the most single men.
Ask your friends' husbands who the eligible men are in their offices.
Be nice to everybody—they may have an eligible brother or son.
Volunteer for jury duty.
Be friendly to ugly men—handsome is as handsome does.
Get lost at football games.
Don't take a job in a company run largely by women.
Get a job demonstrating fishing tackle in a sporting goods store.
Go to all reunions of your high school or college class. There may be widowers there.
Don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers.
Go back to your home town for a visit—the wild kid next door may have become a very eligible bachelor while you were away.
Don't room with a girl who is a sad sack and let her pull you down to her level.
Stumble when you walk into a room that he's in.
Wear a Band-Aid. People always ask what happened.
Dropping the handkerchief still works.
Stand in a corner and cry softly. Chances are good that he'll come over to find out what's wrong.
Buy a convertible. Men like to ride in them.
Learn how to bake tasty apple pies. Bring one in to the office and let the eligible bachelors taste it.
"Acidentally" have your purse fly open, scattering its contents all over the street.
Practice your drinking with your women friends first.
Get a sunburn.
Don't tell him about your allergies.
Don't whine—girls who whine stay on the vine!
Show him you can have fun on a cheap date-but don't overdo it!
Double-date with a gay, happily married couple—let him see what it's like!
Talk to his father about business and agree that taxes are too high!
Never let him know he's the only one, even if you have to stay home one or two nights a week!
If he's rich, tell him you like his money—the honesty will intrigue him!
Clip and mail him a funny cartoon that means something to both of you.
Point out to him that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men.
Go to Yale.
If your mother is fat, tell him you take after your father. If he's fat too, tell him you're adopted!
Stow away on a battleship.
Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it.
Paint your name and number on roof and say, "Give me a buzz, pilots."
Sink at a fashionable beach at high noon!
Ride the airport bus back and forth from the airport.
Bribe ferris-wheel operator to get you stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel.
Stand on a busy street corner with a lasso.
Carry a camera and ask strange, handsome men if they would mind snapping your picture.
Make and sell toupees—bald men are easy catches!
Advertise for male co-owner of a boat.
Carry a tow chain in the trunk of your automobile.
Let it be known in your office that you have a button box and will sew on bachelors' loose buttons.
Don't marry him if he has too many loose buttons!
Source: “129 Ways to get a Husband” in the January 1958 edition of the McCall’s Magazine.

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Prompts for AI-less Whumptober 2026
As always, picking what prompts to include was really hard thanks to you guys' wonderful brains, but we hope this list will excite many of you! Additional info + plain text versions of the prompts can be found under the cut. Please check the FAQ below before sending asks.
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
I’ve noticed an uptick in these issues occurring on ao3 recently and my boundless optimism is assuming that people just don’t know better rather than they are trying to inflate their numbers or something so two very important things to keep in mind when posting:
1. if your work is unfinished, do not mark it as complete. you will not keep readers who start it thinking it’s finished and will then want to know what’s happening next, you’ll just alienate readers (obviously this doesn’t apply to things like one-shots where you later gain inspiration to write a sequel). to prevent it from being marked as such, please check this box and fill accordingly. note that not adding a number will simply list it as chapter number/??? so it’s fine if you don’t know how many it will ultimately have.
2. if the relationship is platonic, you use the tag with the ampersand (&) and, if it’s the main focus, the gen category. if it’s romantic, you use the tag with the forward slash (/) and, if it’s the main focus, the respective category (f/f, m/m, m/f*). if you know it will ultimately be one or the other, even if it doesn’t appear straight away in the first chapter(s), you still use the correct one. here’s an example:
*there’s an option for multi and other, but these can vary by fandoms and even writers. generally speaking, multi is often used for polyamorous relationships and other is good for relationships with a non-binary/agender/etc. character.
(please tag these correctly. seeing a relationship tag in a one-shot where the whole thing is predominantly platonic can be frustrating and it’s the same the other way around. you can add in additional tags that it can be read as platonic or romantic if it can technically be read as either.)
3. just a little ✨ extra ✨ but something people aren’t always aware of: there’s a whole privacy box here. you don’t have to let anyone and everyone comment or even be able to read it. I promise that no one will judge you for marking those or for marking the comment moderation box (this means you have to approve comments before they appear). as of july 27, 2026, you can edit this at any time!
now go! write to your heart’s desire and post with updated knowledge!
So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show
“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.
“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.
“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.
“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.
“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.
A lot of people were also never told “no” as children and the consequences of that manifest in similar ways. Learn to be ok with being told “no.” You’re not gonna die if you don’t get your way in every single situation ever.
you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!
Do you like it?
YES!!!
yes
eh it's okay
no.
IM MOON MOON
results/other
note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make
(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)
NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO

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I need my weird alone time or I will explode
chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.