do not look at me (ever)

oh my god i love the splatter of blood on your shirt, where'd you get it? oh, you made it yourself? like, it's yours? or did you kill somebody?

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

Man sees crab for the first time.

@azariussummers

blood work? i sure hope it does

i am a normal guy with normal guy bones and organs

go to hell

already there buddy

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

not worth the effort

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

presumably it's possible to use your hands to put them back inside of body?

generally wounds do this thing called "healing"

im not waiting for that

go to hell

already there buddy

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

not worth the effort

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

presumably it's possible to use your hands to put them back inside of body?

go to hell

already there buddy

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

not worth the effort

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

go to hell

already there buddy

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

not worth the effort

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

hell fucking no