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ok what the hell is the x files

This video is the reason I started watching the x files

fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

not my monkeys and not my circus but everyone seems so terrible at monkey maintenance that it kind of feels like i have to do something y’know. lowkey worried about the monkeys’ welfare

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

Thats it. we’re calling saul

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

It’s really interesting that about 90% of the time a dude randomly accuses his S/O of babytrapping him or committing paternity fraud, he is the type of guy no one would strategically and maliciously choose to be the father of their child. I know I have made this post before but it never fails to amaze me that guys who are financially dependent on their girlfriend and living in her house doing next to no housework will be like “Yep, she definitely babytrapped me to take my money. This isn’t my kid.” I bet she wishes it wasn’t your kid. She’s already got a lot on her plate raising a grown fucking man and now she is going to be raising said man’s child that he almost certainly will not do an equal amount of childcare for. You are not an illustrious career man with a kind heart who will be paying $5k a month in child support and will go to this kid’s dance recitals, you are a fucking bum who just quit his job at Walmart because you hate following orders and now you’re biting the hand that feeds you. Almost every single time, you click on the guy and he is so willfully useless there is no way his girl could be ‘using’ him.