âHuh, well done. Title of my sex tape.â
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âHuh, well done. Title of my sex tape.â

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Frost Giant Loki in Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth BranaghÂ
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theyre not my problems they're our problems bestie
The moment a movement becomes commercialized, it dies.
âWhen Madonna came out with her hit "Vogue" you knew it was over. She'd taken a very specifically queer, transgender, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with lyrics about how "It makes no difference if you're black or white, if you're a boy or a girl." Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue was sitting on a table in front of me, broke. So if anybody requested "Vogue" or any other Madonna track, I just told them, "No, this is a Madonna-free zone! And as long as I'm DJ-ing, you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized pop reflection of this dance floor's reality!"â
- DJ Sprinkles: Ballâr (Madonna-Free Zone)
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
Now THIS is physical comedy
2021 and still no limp wrist emoji

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Dad canât go to the mosque due to the pandemic, so Tofu accompany him five times a day.
[ID: Photo of a Muslim man standing on his prayer mat while next to him on a smaller prayer mat is a cat. End ID.]
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.Â
Spock: Iâm in lovâŚ
Spock: lovâŚ
Spock: I have feelinâŚ
Bones: Itâs okay, take your time.
Spock:⌠Jim.
making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night
there is nothing innate about men that prevents them from competently cleaning
when people say things like âheâs a guy so any cleaning he does is âguy cleaningââ they mean âlower your expectations because men are slobs.â but women arenât inherently neat (messiness is definitely a trait i have), and this just lets men off the hook when they donât do domestic chores competently. itâs all social all the way down.
this also goes for cooking, and childcare, and and and
âGuys canât cleanâ ...except for the military where they manage tidiness just fine, or as managers of top-end hotels with exemplary standards, or as butlers in high end houses... oh and guys canât cook unless theyâre chefs, and they canât do childcare unless theyâre the principal of a school, or a major authority that writes books on childcare... yeah. Somehow, men pull it off just fine - so long as theyâre no benefit to pretending like they canât.

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