“Huh, well done. Title of my sex tape.”


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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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“Huh, well done. Title of my sex tape.”

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MULDER + ONE LINERS [1/?]
Frost Giant Loki in Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh
The Mass Effect Archives

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theyre not my problems they're our problems bestie
The moment a movement becomes commercialized, it dies.
“When Madonna came out with her hit "Vogue" you knew it was over. She'd taken a very specifically queer, transgender, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with lyrics about how "It makes no difference if you're black or white, if you're a boy or a girl." Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue was sitting on a table in front of me, broke. So if anybody requested "Vogue" or any other Madonna track, I just told them, "No, this is a Madonna-free zone! And as long as I'm DJ-ing, you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized pop reflection of this dance floor's reality!"“
- DJ Sprinkles: Ball’r (Madonna-Free Zone)
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
Now THIS is physical comedy
2021 and still no limp wrist emoji

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Dad can’t go to the mosque due to the pandemic, so Tofu accompany him five times a day.
[ID: Photo of a Muslim man standing on his prayer mat while next to him on a smaller prayer mat is a cat. End ID.]
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.
Spock: I’m in lov…
Spock: lov…
Spock: I have feelin…
Bones: It’s okay, take your time.
Spock:… Jim.
making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night
there is nothing innate about men that prevents them from competently cleaning
when people say things like “he’s a guy so any cleaning he does is ‘guy cleaning’” they mean “lower your expectations because men are slobs.” but women aren’t inherently neat (messiness is definitely a trait i have), and this just lets men off the hook when they don’t do domestic chores competently. it’s all social all the way down.
this also goes for cooking, and childcare, and and and
“Guys can’t clean” ...except for the military where they manage tidiness just fine, or as managers of top-end hotels with exemplary standards, or as butlers in high end houses... oh and guys can’t cook unless they’re chefs, and they can’t do childcare unless they’re the principal of a school, or a major authority that writes books on childcare... yeah. Somehow, men pull it off just fine - so long as they’re no benefit to pretending like they can’t.

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