Doorknobs For A New World

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

this makes me laugh every year

i’m always too busy losing my shit at baby jesus with the lighter that i never registered “HEY-SUS” oh my goddd

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

I’ve been taking the antidepressant Lexapro and it has helped a lot with my general fatigue level, although the most visible effect is that I am constantly in a haze, it seems

Guys, we fucked up a perfectly good AI. Look at him, he has depression.

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This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

me differentiating between chicken broth i made for human consumption and chicken broth i made for the cats: “that’s human soup and this is cat soup.”