Bird

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

wonderful things are happening in my mentions

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

Kon, internally screaming at the realization that he Cassie and Tim could all be dating TOGETHER and gripping his own thighs so tightly he's starting to draw blood as he tries to keep calm: mm-hm, mm-hm! cool cool cool so hypothetically speaking-