do not unfollow me. one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

im MIND PREGNANT with DARK CONCEPTS

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

[flirting] i bruise easily and my bones are strung together with the flimsiest of silk embroidery thread

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

great minds think of dykes

im pickling shit you aint even jarred yet

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

This is who just became the official mayor of NYC rn

ITS BEING RENAMED TO NEW WOKE CITY