How many seconds in Eternity?

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

this subway crowded as fuck, thanos was right

Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

when someone fucks you over, don’t you dare ask yourself, “what did i do to deserve this?”  NOTHING. you didn’t do shit. someone taking advantage of your kindness will never be your fault.

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

Pure post

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

“Wordplay makes me horny,” he ejaculated. He ejaculated.

STOP

I hope u end up ok