the darkest night will end and the sun will rise

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

You can lie when you name things

socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive