better safe than starry-eyed

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

you could spell it like horce

<3 is so powerful

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on