committer of tree sins

Basically I think everyone's actions should get kinder and nicer and everyone's art should get harsher and crueller.

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

“whos the top and bottom in lawlight?” no one. they’re having sex in such unconventional and freakishly unheard of ways that there’s no feasible way it could ever be categorised into labels like that. what they do is beyond understanding. but also L tops

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i bet on crazy frogs