commumism

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

not to be a joyless hag but I've started seeing genderbent "yuri" shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling and I can't help but think of someone I recently I unfollowed for posting that they have an easier time caring about genderbent versions of boy characters than regular fictional women

and I'm also building some connections to that post I made about reading books by Black women (you know the one) and the people who would respond by saying something akin to "joke's on you, I only read fanfic 😜" as if that were some kind of clever loophole and not a demonstration of the exact thing I was talking about

like yes fandom is about fun or whatever but idk man at what point has your desire for no thoughts head empty uncritical consumption left you splashing around in something that's been blended down to an indistinguishable goo for the sake of avoiding anything remotely challenging. with the thing that's "challenging" here being. you know. giving a shit about women and Black people and like frankly anyone but your shippable white men (and honorary Markiplier).

i like animals sounds like a thing a five year old says but its true i do just generally like animals and i try to know at least a little bit about as many different ones as possible and i do actually mean all animals

today someone told me only kind of joking that he didn't think he'd be able to name 10 birds. i think i could name 10 of most groups of animals with ease. and more. when that name as many animals as you could thing was going around, i tried it and i had to stop it cause i was two hours in and still going and i had to do other things. i know so many animals.

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming