commumism

losing my fucking mind at joe rogan dead serious citing little red riding hood as his source on wolves attacking humans

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

hey everyone! i just came up with a neat new tone tag for when something you say is up to journalistic standards and would hold up to any kind of rigor it's /j for journalism! i hope this helps someone today 🥰

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

Happy Flat Fuck Friday to this look guy in particular

Was gonna have a breakup brunch with my girlfriend on our anniversary but I got dengue so now we're doing it during pride month

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

My phone sometimes does this "1 year ago" thing where it plays a reel of old photos to jazzy music, but I don't take all that many photos, so in practice my phone just sometimes offers me jazzy music over a series of context-free nearly identical photos of the neighbour's cat.

Occasionally I am reminded that I went somewhere a year ago when the music plays over context-free nearly identical photos of a different cat.

Help I'm choking on my toast

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

The zionist associating with Nazi terminology.... I wonder why.