wormin hard or hardly wormin

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

He wants me to fuck him through the hole in his hazmat suit so bad but lowkey it isnt even him in there anymore

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

I've just started doing the benediction gesture to strangers. Nobody stops you. Receive benediction.

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur