wormin hard or hardly wormin

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

dna is often explained as if it was computer code, but its important to remember its literally a bunch of physical strings. just as important as the sequence itself is how these physical strings are packaged and where proteins attach to them, because this determines which parts can even be read

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

science enthusiasts LOOVE making media where a humble academic is abducted by the authorities and forced to go on a cool alien adventure against their will. it's like cnc for them

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

she took a bite of my red malicious

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously