It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

hey bro can i bum a moment so true and tender

British guys when they cum probably: ive came ive bloody came

It’s normal that you're tired of being in control, baby. Your brain is not made for it. You aren’t made for it. All those big thoughts can't fit in that little brain of yours. But it's okay, now I'm here to take them all away. Let me help you.

I love it when my mutuals scroll down my blog and spam like/rb from me but when I do it to them I feel like some sort of reblog pervert

These bitches can’t even fathom me

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do